Pinches Pirachinos, ahora cuando se ponen pedos, les da por morder pandas...La nota la encontramos en:
http://www.wtop.com/?nid=456&sid=918664 Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Him Back
BEIJING (AP) - A drunken Chinese migrant worker jumped into a panda enclosure at the Beijing Zoo, was bitten by the bear and retaliated by chomping down on the animal's back, state media said Wednesday.
Zhang Xinyan, from the central province of Henan, drank four jugs of beer at a restaurant near the zoo before visiting Gu Gu the panda on Tuesday, the Beijing Morning Post said.
"He felt a sudden urge to touch the panda with his hand," and jumped into the enclosure, the newspaper said.
(Un pirachino mojado, que se le ocurrió ponerse pedo, tuvo la brillante idea ir a brincarse a la jaula de los pandas)The panda, who was asleep, was startled and bit Zhang, 35, on the right leg, it said. Zhang got angry and kicked the panda, who then bit his other leg. A tussle ensued, the paper said.
(Nomás un Pinche Chino Pendejo se pone al tiro con los Pandas)"I bit the fellow in the back," Zhang was quoted as saying in the newspaper. "Its skin was quite thick."
(El chino decidió dar declaraciones como si eso fuera a hacernos entender PORQUÉ decidió meterse a morder al puto panda)
Other tourists yelled for a zookeeper, who got the panda under control by spraying it with water, reports said. Zhang was hospitalized.
(los policías pirachinos, decidieron que la culpa era del panda, y para someterlo le echaron su version pirata de gases lacrimógenos - AGUA, según la versión oficial.)
Newspaper photographs showed Zhang lying on a hospital bed with blood-soaked bandages and a seam of stitches running down his leg.
The Beijing Youth Daily quoted Zhang as saying that he had seen pandas on
television and "they seemed to get along well with people."
(El PENDEJO había visto en la tele que los humanos y los pandas se llevaban bien.
Que bueno que no vio el show de Plaza Sésamo con Big Bird si no se hubiera
metido a la jaula de las avestruces)
"No one ever said they would bite people," Zhang said. "I just wanted to touch it. I was so dizzy from the beer. I don't remember much."
Ye Mingxia, a spokeswoman for the Beijing Zoo, confirmed the incident happened but would not give any details. She said Gu Gu was "healthy."
"We're not considering punishing him now," Ye said in a telephone interview. "He's suffered quite a bit of shock."
Deberían castigar al pinche chino borracho pendejo que se metió con el Panda.¡Pinches chinos se maman!
y Envíalo a un Amigo!
